Saturday, November 20, 2010

Gaming Today

Gaming Today


The Best Live-Action Game Commercials Ever Ever

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 09:49 PM PST

As we all know, I like teh lahve-akshown game ads. I love ‘em, in fact, at least when they’re awesome, which they usually are. Like this one. And especially this one. But Ranker has more. They’ve got a list of 15 awesome live-action game ads. So head over there and enjoy that s**t. <–That’s the link this post is about.


Bioshock: Infinite Being Developed Simultaneously on Each Platform

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 09:22 PM PST

Most games are developed on one platform — usually the PC or Xbox 360 — and then ported over to the other platforms, and that usually means that best version of the game is the one on the platform on which it was developed. But Bioshock: Infinite has no lead platform. Irrational Games apparently has such a large number of folks working on the game that they have separate teams developing for each platform –the PC, PS3 and 360 — at the same time. This info comes from Irrational lead designer Chris Kline, posting on the Irrational forums. But that’s not all he said. I’d summarize his other comments, but I don’t really understand what he’s talking about well enough to do so, so here’s a quote:

“We all know that the PS3 is powerful but unique console with its own strengths and challenges. But compared to the PC, the Xbox 360 is challenging too. So instead of declaring a ‘lead platform’ and porting the game to the others, we’ve instead changed the game engine so that all platforms look (to a programmer) more like a PS3. This means implementing a task-oriented task processor that assumes a NUMA (non-uniform memory access) design that mimics the PPU/SPU split of the PS3. Writing code this way is more difficult for us, but has a key advantage: it’s both optimal for the PS3 *and* gives speed improvements on other platforms due to increased cache coherence and more efficient use of multiple processing units.”

Cool, man. Cool. Sounds good. So don’t fret about the PS3 version, guys.


Books-A-Million Now In the Games Business

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 08:54 PM PST

So the good folks at Book-A-Million (I like to call them BAMers because BAM is based in Alabammer) are now in the game business, according to a report by Gamasutra. In BAM’s financial results the company’s chairman made this statement saying they’re moving into the games market.

As we look forward to the fourth quarter we are excited about our new toy, gift and electronics departments, our entry into the video game business, our expanded offering of DVDs and the introduction of the NOOK range of e-readers including NOOKcolor.

GS followed that up by calling on corporate, from whom they got no response. Then they called a s**tload of BAM stores and learned that some are, indeed, selling games while other are not. The wrinkle that comes after is that the stores with games are only selling used games. They don’t buy used games, though.

So that’s that. Now you have a new place at which you can buy yer vijo games, and a book store now has competitors in the games industry.


How to Find and F**k Over Douchebag Black Ops Boosters (VIDEO)

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 07:50 PM PST

In the grand scheme of things, boosters probably aren’t as evil as glitchers, but they’re still pretty much worthless motherf**kers, because they aren’t really playing within the set parameters of the game. Not really. Also, you’re not supposed to do that. Anyway, if hate these pricks for their ill-earned perks and loadouts and e-peen, I have a video for you that will teach you how to root out these losers. You can also learn how to become one of those losers, but please resist the urge, because it’s not unlikely that someone will just find and report you, too.


Splatterhouse Walkthrough

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 07:27 PM PST

It’s been a number of years, but Splatterhouse is back, taking advantage of the power of modern consoles to deliver an experience that is as violent as it is gleefully gory. The basic plot is refreshingly straightforward: a mad scientists unleashes legions of stomach turning-monsters, using them to kidnap the protagonist’s sexy girlfriend and wounding him in the process. Our hero, Rick, finds a magical mask that imbues him with horror movie superpowers, and he sets off on a mission of revenge.

Namco Bandai is no stranger to the beat-em-up, and the over-the-top, combo-based gameplay is a blast. There are definitely challenges afoot, though, so take advantage of our full walkthrough. If you’re looking for hard data, like trophies, achievements, or lists of collectibles, you can check out our cheats page. Check back on release day for the first walkthrough updates.


Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Rift Locations and Puzzle Solutions

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 07:14 PM PST

Scattered around the Roman Landscape are 10 special collectibles: the rifts. Visible only by triggering Eagle Vision, they appear in a structure database as an icon that looks like an eye. Upon finding them and climbing up to them Ezio can enter the Rift, where he will be asked to solve a puzzle. After finding all the Rifts and solving all the puzzles, he will be presented with a revelation about the Assassin’s Creed universe.

Below, you’ll find a list of the ten Rift locations and solutions to the puzzles contained within.

Rift Locations

Centro District North - On the north face of the Viewpoint Tower.

Centro District South – On the north wall of the Rosa in Fiore

Centro District South – Inside the Pantheon, just above the main entrance.

Centro District South – On the southeast wall of the Palazzo Senatoria. Approach from the roof above, drop down, and perform a Catch Back move to access it.

Campagna North – On the inside of the eastern wall of the keep in the castle on the eastern extreme of this district; access it by employing the beam below.

Campagna South – On the outside of the eastern wall of the Barracks compound. Use a Drop and Catch Back to reach it.

Antico West – On the north face of the tall tower in the center of the area. Drop down from above.

Antico East – On the topmost level of the Colosseum’s northeast face. Get the Feather and Borgia flag on the outer wall of this famous landmark while you’re at it.

Antico East – On the north face of the aqueduct. Jump onto the walkway from the nearby tower, then drop down.

Vaticano District – On the south face of the Castel Sant’Angelo, inside the main compound.

Puzzle Solutions

COMING SOON!


Kinect and Move Will Have Wii Syndrome This Holiday, Says GameStop

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 06:59 PM PST

Four years ago, when the Wii came out, it was so damn hard to find one that people would fight and point guns at ear other so they could get one. Basically, it was like this:

This happened because Nintendo just didn’t make enough of the goddamn things. Anyway, that long segue was leading to this: GameStop executive vice president Tony Bartel says the exact same thing is going to happen this year with Kinect and Move(who’s gonna win, though, Tony?)  I’m not being hyperbolic; he is.

I think you are going to have the exact same thing with new controllers and with the Kinect Bundle that goes out. I think you are going to have consumers following the UPS truck to our stores to pick up that product as soon as they can find it.

So, we are not only excited with the sale of Kinect and with Move, both of which are going to be in short supply during the holiday season, but we like the fact that they are bringing expanded audience to games.

He then goes on to say Kinect Sports and Dance Central are selling well, and he says those titles are the “expanded audience type of games” that are attaching well to Kinect sales. What he means is that Kinect is moving really well thanks to that very important holiday season demographic known as “moms,” who just wanna find something they can play with their children, damn it!

via GI.biz


Splatterhouse Trophies

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 06:56 PM PST

If there’s one thing Splatterhouse promises, it’s buckets of blood, although there are many other attractions lurking within Namco Bandai’s big-budget re-make of their horror-themed beat-em-up, which dates back to the late eighties.

Indeed, the list of trophies is packed full of gleeful violence, including trophies earned specifically by killing enemies by bludgeoning them with the dismembered body parts of the comrades. What’s not to love? Check out the list of trophies below.

The Beserker – Complete Phase 2: The Doll That Bled

Be Garbage of Cesspool – Complete Phase 4: The Meat Factory

Experiment 765 – Complete Phase 6: Beast with a Human Heart

Shattered Narcissus – Complete Phase 8: Reflections in Blood

Pyre for the Damned – Complete Phase 10: The Wicker Bride

Bride of the Corrupted – Complete the game on any difficulty

I Walk with Death – Complete the game on "Savage" difficulty or harder

Dreams of the Dead – Complete the game on "Brutal" difficulty

Death Came Ripping – Kill an enemy with a Splatter Slash

Razor of Hell – Get 100 kills with Splatter Slash

Must Kill – Kill an enemy with Splatter Smash

Downpour of Blood – Get 100 kills with Splatter Smash

Flash Re-animation! – Regenerate with Splatter Siphon

One Who Slays – Get 300 kills in Berserker Mode

Heavy Frikkin' Metal! – Get 50 kills with non-fleshy weapons

Triumph of Iron – Get 500 kills with non-fleshy weapons

See You at the Party – Kill an enemy with an enemy's arm

None More Dead – Get 150 kills with enemy arms

Tongue in Cheek – Kill an enemy with an enemy's head

Head on Arrival – Get 50 kills with enemy heads

You Got Red on You – Splat an enemy on a wall with a weapon

Blood and Lightning – Splay 100 enemies on a wall with a weapon

The Blackest of Sundays – Splat 200 enemies on a wall with a weapon

The Business of Killing – Perform of Splatterkill

South of Hell – Perform 75 Splatterkills

Vigorous Vengeance - Perform 150 Splatterkills

Morbid Dismemberment – Kill an enemy with your own dismembered arm

Brain Dead – Tackle an enemy and pummel it 20 times

Bad Taste – Impale an enemy on a spike

Army of Dead Evil – Kill 6 enemies within one second

Headlong into Monsters – Kill 6 enemies with one ram attack

POW! – Launch an enemy straight up with "No Head Room"

Barrels of Blood – Get 2000 or more BLOOD Points in one chain of attacks

Audiophile – Listen to all of Dr. West's gramaphone records

Boreworm Massacre – Stomp on 1000 Boreworms

Killer of Killers – Get an S-rank in Survival Arena Mode

Anvil Horror – Get three S-ranks in Survival Arena Mode

Jason Schmason – Get six S-ranks in Survival Arena Mode

Dead on the Rise – Accomplish the 5 Secret Missions in a single Survival Arena attempt

Too Much Horror Business – Accomplish all 10 Secret Missions in a single Survival Arena attempt

Hunger Pangs – Purchase a skill

Blood Lust – Unlock 25 skills

Lust for Afterlife – Unlock all skills

Call of the Thule – Unlock 5% of Dr. West's journal

Nightmare in Arkham – Unlock 25% of Dr. West's Journal

Lovecraft Baby – Unlock 50% of Dr. West's Journal

The House that West Built – Unlock all pages of Dr. West's Journal

Jen Smells of Rot…of the Grave – Reassemble one of Jen's sexy photos

Creepy Show – Reassemble 8 of Jen's photos

Happy Ending? – Reassemble all of Jen's photos

Bronze Trophies

Silver Trophies

Gold Trophies

Platinum Trophies

Need help garnering all these trophies? Check out our complete Splatterhouse Game Guide.


Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Artifacts

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 06:43 PM PST

When you’re not actively jacked into the past via the Animus, Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood provides a number of opportunities for scavenger hunting around the present.

Check out the list below of the six hidden artifacts that you can find in Desmond’s modern-day guise, scattered around Monteriggioni.

Maria’s Feather Chest – On the upper roof of the villa Auditore

Ezio’s Belt – On top of the lower roof, in the southwest corner of Monteriggioni

Medici Cape – Inside the church, east of the town’s mains street

Mario’s Sword – Under a tree, to the west of the town’s main street

Claudia’s Record Book – In Mario’s study, inside Villa Auditore, just to the right of the rear door when you enter from outside.


Splatterhouse Achievements

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 06:37 PM PST

If you excel at Splatterhouse — that is, spill the most gratuitous blood — you’ll be rewarded with a variety of achievements. The game’s old-school roots should help the designers when it comes to quantifying your progress, and if you always sucked at the eighties version, now is your chance to earn redemption.

Below, you’ll find a full, tabulated list of achievements and gamerscore values. Happy splattering!

The Beserker – Complete Phase 2: The Doll That Bled – 10G

Be Garbage of Cesspool – Complete Phase 4: The Meat Factory – 20G

Experiment 765 – Complete Phase 6: Beast with a Human Heart – 30G

Shattered Narcissus – Complete Phase 8: Reflections in Blood – 40G

Pyre for the Damned – Complete Phase 10: The Wicker Bride – 50G

Bride of the Corrupted – Complete the game on any difficulty – 100G

I Walk with Death – Complete the game on “Savage” difficulty or harder – 110G

Dreams of the Dead – Complete the game on “Brutal” difficulty – 120G

Death Came Ripping – Kill an enemy with a Splatter Slash – 5G

Razor of Hell – Get 100 kills with Splatter Slash – 5G

Must Kill – Kill an enemy with Splatter Smash – 5G

Downpour of Blood – Get 100 kills with Splatter Smash – 5G

Flash Re-animation! – Regenerate with Splatter Siphon – 5G

One Who Slays – Get 300 kills in Berserker Mode – 5G

Heavy Frikkin’ Metal! – Get 50 kills with non-fleshy weapons – 5G

Triumph of Iron – Get 500 kills with non-fleshy weapons – 15G

See You at the Party – Kill an enemy with an enemy’s arm – 5G

None More Dead – Get 150 kills with enemy arms – 10G

Tongue in Cheek – Kill an enemy with an enemy’s head – 5G

Head on Arrival – Get 50 kills with enemy heads – 10G

You Got Red on You – Splat an enemy on a wall with a weapon – 5G

Blood and Lightning – Splay 100 enemies on a wall with a weapon – 5G

The Blackest of Sundays – Splat 200 enemies on a wall with a weapon – 10G

The Business of Killing – Perform of Splatterkill – 5G

South of Hell – Perform 75 Splatterkills – 5G

Vigorous Vengeance - Perform 150 Splatterkills – 10G

Morbid Dismemberment – Kill an enemy with your own dismembered arm – 5G

Brain Dead – Tackle an enemy and pummel it 20 times – 5G

Bad Taste – Impale an enemy on a spike – 5G

Army of Dead Evil – Kill 6 enemies within one second – 5G

Headlong into Monsters – Kill 6 enemies with one ram attack – 5G

POW! – Launch an enemy straight up with “No Head Room” – 5G

Barrels of Blood – Get 2000 or more BLOOD Points in one chain of attacks – 5G

Audiophile – Listen to all of Dr. West’s gramaphone records – 5G

Boreworm Massacre – Stomp on 1000 Boreworms – 10G

Killer of Killers – Get an S-rank in Survival Arena Mode – 5G

Anvil Horror – Get three S-ranks in Survival Arena Mode – 15G

Jason Schmason – Get six S-ranks in Survival Arena Mode – 50G

Dead on the Rise – Accomplish the 5 Secret Missions in a single Survival Arena attempt – 5G

Too Much Horror Business – Accomplish all 10 Secret Missions in a single Survival Arena attempt – 10G

Hunger Pangs – Purchase a skill – 5G

Blood Lust – Unlock 25 skills – 25G

Lust for Afterlife – Unlock all skills – 50G

Call of the Thule – Unlock 5% of Dr. West’s journal – 10G

Nightmare in Arkham – Unlock 25% of Dr. West’s Journal – 20G

Lovecraft Baby – Unlock 50% of Dr. West’s Journal – 20G

The House that West Built – Unlock all pages of Dr. West’s Journal – 100G

Jen Smells of Rot…of the Grave – Reassemble one of Jen’s sexy photos – 5G

Creepy Show – Reassemble 8 of Jen’s photos – 10G

Happy Ending? – Reassemble all of Jen’s photos – 20G

Need help earning these delectably gory achievements? Check out our full walkthrough.


Donkey Kong Country Returns Walkthrough

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 06:01 PM PST

Wanna be the King of Kong? That title doesn’t mean much, now that platformers aren’t quantified in terms of an absolute “High Score,” but there are still bragging rights to be had. Donkey Kong Country Returns reintroduces gaming’s two favorite simians to your living room, and you’d better shape up your skills — 2.5 dimensions, two control schemes, a co-op mode, and a wide array of collectibles await your Wiimote-clutching hands.

Below, you’ll find a complete walkthrough for the game, delivered in detailed, step-by-step style. Check back on release day for the first of many meticulous updates. Check out our cheats page if you’re looking for hard facts, like lists of collectibles.


Splatterhouse Cheats

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 05:47 PM PST

First released in 1988, Splatterhouse was an early example of a gaming foray into the exploitation genre, and the title featured copious gore and spooky, horror-inspired enemies. Conspicously-muscled protagonist Rick wore his Jason Voorhes-style hockey mask with aplomb, and hacked through an army of things that go bump in the night with the help of his trusty 2×4.

More than two decades later, the series has returned, sporting a snazzy, idiosyncratic graphics update and a rebooted plot. Rick and his girlfriend Jennifer are back, battling the forces of the evil Dr. West, a setup that has a satisfyingly simplistic, retro feel.

Below, you’ll find links to a full walkthrough, along with trophies and achievements. As our crack team of writers works through the game, we’ll have links to collectibles/unlockables as well.

Splatterhouse Walkthrough

Splatterhouse Journal Pages

Splatterhouse Sexy Jen Photo Pieces

Splatterhouse PS3 Trophies

Splatterhouse X-box 360 Achievements

The Beserker – Complete Phase 2: The Doll That Bled – 10G

Be Garbage of Cesspool – Complete Phase 4: The Meat Factory – 20G

Experiment 765 – Complete Phase 6: Beast with a Human Heart – 30G

Shattered Narcissus – Complete Phase 8: Reflections in Blood – 40G

Pyre for the Damned – Complete Phase 10: The Wicker Bride – 50G

Bride of the Corrupted – Complete the game on any difficulty – 100G

I Walk with Death – Complete the game on "Savage" difficulty or harder – 110G

Dreams of the Dead – Complete the game on "Brutal" difficulty – 120G

Death Came Ripping – Kill an enemy with a Splatter Slash – 5G

Razor of Hell – Get 100 kills with Splatter Slash – 5G

Must Kill – Kill an enemy with Splatter Smash – 5G

Downpour of Blood – Get 100 kills with Splatter Smash – 5G

Flash Re-animation! – Regenerate with Splatter Siphon – 5G

One Who Slays – Get 300 kills in Berserker Mode – 5G

Heavy Frikkin' Metal! – Get 50 kills with non-fleshy weapons – 5G

Triumph of Iron – Get 500 kills with non-fleshy weapons – 15G

See You at the Party – Kill an enemy with an enemy's arm – 5G

None More Dead – Get 150 kills with enemy arms – 10G

Tongue in Cheek – Kill an enemy with an enemy's head – 5G

Head on Arrival – Get 50 kills with enemy heads – 10G

You Got Red on You – Splat an enemy on a wall with a weapon – 5G

Blood and Lightning – Splay 100 enemies on a wall with a weapon – 5G

The Blackest of Sundays – Splat 200 enemies on a wall with a weapon – 10G

The Business of Killing – Perform of Splatterkill – 5G

South of Hell – Perform 75 Splatterkills – 5G

Vigorous Vengeance - Perform 150 Splatterkills – 10G

Morbid Dismemberment – Kill an enemy with your own dismembered arm – 5G

Brain Dead – Tackle an enemy and pummel it 20 times – 5G

Bad Taste – Impale an enemy on a spike – 5G

Army of Dead Evil – Kill 6 enemies within one second – 5G

Headlong into Monsters – Kill 6 enemies with one ram attack – 5G

POW! – Launch an enemy straight up with "No Head Room" – 5G

Barrels of Blood – Get 2000 or more BLOOD Points in one chain of attacks – 5G

Audiophile – Listen to all of Dr. West's gramaphone records – 5G

Boreworm Massacre – Stomp on 1000 Boreworms – 10G

Killer of Killers – Get an S-rank in Survival Arena Mode – 5G

Anvil Horror – Get three S-ranks in Survival Arena Mode – 15G

Jason Schmason – Get six S-ranks in Survival Arena Mode – 50G

Dead on the Rise – Accomplish the 5 Secret Missions in a single Survival Arena attempt – 5G

Too Much Horror Business – Accomplish all 10 Secret Missions in a single Survival Arena attempt – 10G

Hunger Pangs – Purchase a skill – 5G

Blood Lust – Unlock 25 skills – 25G

Lust for Afterlife – Unlock all skills – 50G

Call of the Thule – Unlock 5% of Dr. West's journal – 10G

Nightmare in Arkham – Unlock 25% of Dr. West's Journal – 20G

Lovecraft Baby – Unlock 50% of Dr. West's Journal – 20G

The House that West Built – Unlock all pages of Dr. West's Journal – 100G

Jen Smells of Rot…of the Grave – Reassemble one of Jen's sexy photos – 5G

Creepy Show – Reassemble 8 of Jen's photos – 10G

Happy Ending? – Reassemble all of Jen's photos – 20G


Infinity Ward Has Been “Reconstructed”

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 03:41 PM PST

Jean-Bernard Lévy is the chairman and CEO of Vivendi. This means he gets to talk at important conferences and functions, and he gets to say what the hell he wants. And here are some interesting things he said at the Morgan Stanley TMT in Barcelona, as reported by Financial Times, in regards to that whole Activision/Infinity Ward (Vivendi owns them, bruhs) kerfuffle earlier this year: “We have reconstructed Infinity Ward. We are very happy with the way we have been able to reconstruct it.”

He didn’t elaborate on that, but that they’re happy is all that matters. However, he did take a pretty good shot at IW. Read this:

The Treyarch studio, which made this year's game, has done better than what Infinity Ward could achieve a year ago.

The implication, then, is that the loyal staff at Treyarch is better than Infinity Ward’s former non-loyal staff. Now that IW is rebuilt with a new, loyal staff, they can do work that is just as good as what Treyarch did with Black Ops. Nice.


Donkey Kong Country Returns Cheats

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 03:31 PM PST

Fans will be excited for Donkey Country Returns, which is, as it’s title suggests, a return to classic side-scrolling platforming that made Nintendo such a gaming powerhouse. This time, it’s 2.5D, but many of your favorite game mechanics are returning including ground-pounding, bananas, and collectible KONG letters.

There will be multiple control options (nunchuck/non-nunchuck) along with multiplayer, including a casual friendly multiplayer mode that enables Diddy to ride on Donkey’s back. The game will also be stuffed chock full with unlockables, so check back in this space for full lists of all the fun stuff you’ll be able to find. There’ll also be a step-by-step walkthrough for the game at your disposal.

Donkey Kong Country Returns Walkthrough

Donkey Kong Country Returns Secrets

Donkey Kong Country Returns Unlockables


Walkthrough Weekend: Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood, Call of Duty: Black Ops, and More!

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 02:46 PM PST

Though multiplayer shooter fans will still be belaboring Call of Duty: Black Ops, Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood has stormed onto the scene this week with hidden knife blades swinging, promising an epic, complicated single-player campaign and a bevy of unlockables, which will all be tabulated below. Other Fall favorites like James Bond 007: Blood Stone, God of War: Ghost of Sparta, The Force Unleashed II, Fable III, and Fallout: New Vegas are also covered, and we’ve compiled all the insider cheats, collectibles and walkthrough information you’ll want to have on hand.

Walkthrough Weekends is a recurring feature, so check back every Friday to read all the most useful hints, tips, guides and lists from the previous week. That way, you’ll be prepared when 5 o’clock on Friday rolls around. Don’t spend your free time staring at loading screens!

Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood

Walkthrough

Rift Locations and Puzzle Solutions

Follower’s Lairs

Side Quests and Rewards

Cheat Codes

Metagame and Shop Quest Rewards

Unlockable Outfits and Capes

Paintings and Portraits

Artifacts

 

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Walkthrough

Intel

Codes

 

James Bond 007: Blood Stone

Walkthrough

Intelligence

 

God of War: Ghost of Sparta

Walkthrough

 

The Force Unleashed II

Walkthrough

 

Fable III

Walkthrough

 

Fallout: New Vegas

Walkthrough

Skill Books

Snow Globes

Hollow Rocks

Unique Weapons

Caravan Cards

 


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